The Unsocial Blog

JQuery is Neat (October 22nd, 2017)

I don't know how to do it, but I want to add jQuery to my website. That is something I need to work on. The other day I was recommended Bootstrap for maintaining my website. I don't know what he was thinking.

That Didn't Work Out (September 30th, 2017)

I had a plan and I didn't stick to it. How could I do this to myself? It's been a month and no content. It's not entirely my fault, my website was down due to a DNS failure. I had an article I was working on, but I did not want to finish it because I didn't have a website. Expect something this or next weekend, and then something for Halloween. Now that I have said it, this will be set in stone, mark my words, I will definitely do something.

The Unsocial Network One Year Anniversary (August 31th, 2017)

I did it. This website has been up for one year. It's time to reflect on all the things I've done in the past year. I made a forum. I made a Twitter. I have gotten a consistant triple digit viewcount for the past six months. For someone who doesn't advertize his website, that is really cool. Anyway, I have some things I want to accomplish in the next year. Here is a part of the list:

Making this website has been fun and I can't wait to see what else I will make in the future.

Tv Tropes Pinball Articles (August 6th, 2017)

Someday I want to do an article on Tv Tropes. The internet doesn't need a cliffnotes for weeaboos. That's aside from the point. has a bizarre series on pinball. I think it's stupid but I don't want to write and code a whole article on it in specific. These articles have descriptions of the plots and mechanics of specific brands of pinball machines. Why? Thank you internet for telling me all about the authentic vintage Ghostbusters licensed pinball machine. This needed an entire page on your site.

Am I the only one who thinks these are stupid? Who writes these articles? Imagine you met someone at work, or at the library, and you ask this person what he does in is spare time and he says that he edits pinball articles on What would you do? I would call the hospital and say that I have found their losst patient. Stop making these articles they are stupid. Do you really think that there is any literary merit to pinball machines? This is too far.

I Didn't Get Known (July 5th, 2017)

I said I would get known and I did not do that. This website has been a failure. It is eleven months old now, it rarely updates, and I don't know who reads this. I am too busy with other things at the moment. I am trying to get this stupid book finished. And I'm making music but not really. I am also in the process of making a game or I thought I was but then I lost it but I think I know where it is I hope I didn't lose it because I worked really hard on that. The site may be down in a month but I will try to recover it.

I Should Get Known (June 11th, 2017)

If I'm looking at this in the near future, this is a reminder that I should get known.

Goodbye Ads (June 8th, 2017)

Ads are dead. I learned about this a few months ago but ads are dead. I didn't make any money anyways. No one visited my website. No one clicked on the ads.I might get new ones with a better ads interface. I just don't know man. What was your favorite ad? Send me an E-mail at admin@theunsocialnetwork and in a week I'll come back with the results. I'm sure I will get a variety of results from this experiment.

The Unsocial Network is Blocked at My School (May 2nd, 2017)

It took them the whole year, but my school finally found my website and blocked it. I assume that means many people at my school found it and the url was backing up their feeds. Oddly enough, it wasn't blocked for anything heinous, but for being catagorized as a game. What the hell? This website has one game. And it's rock paper scissors. This is the lamest ban anyone has ever received.

What a concept. Just a hypothetical, but could you imagine if rock paper scissors was banned in real life? That would be so funny.I would challenge someone to a game and then run away. They fell for it. Anyway, I'm going to keep it that way. I might appeal an unban if my website gets enough notority, but I'll be honest, I doubt anyone outside of my school read my site. Speaking of which I should update something in the next few days.

The Chicago Bean (April 15th, 2017)

I made this blog to increase activity on the site. This has been three hundred dollars down the drain.

I went to Chicago the last week. I don't know if you know this, but Chicago hold the magnum opus of architectural and artistic infavor. The Chicago Bean is the pinnical of mankind's greatest feats. What a beauty. That bean is what I want this species to be known for. It's a masterpiece. I didn't get to see it.

If only more people knew about the grandeur of the bean.

Twitter Isn't Very Good (January 29th, 2017)

I have been using Twitter for nearly two months now. It's not very good. I take issue with the character limit for the most part. The trends are what is truly pushing me away from the site. The games are cool, but tend to be ruined by humorless chucklefucks who try to make the game a political thing. The political hashtags don't help either. Everyone from both sides are so reactionary I have a hard time deciding if they know if the current tag is a political tag or a comedy tag.

Twitter seems like the worst place to have a discussion, much less a political one. How does anyone accurately make their point in 140 characters or less? To make matters worse, no one has anything interesting to say, because 140 characters of information isn't very interesting.

I otherwise take issue with how thin skinned everyone is about how thin skinned everyone is. This is the funniest thing to me. Everyone on the site thinks some other demographic is thin skinned, but will fall out of their office chair if anyone questions them. Why does anyone care that much?

I'm not much of a troll, mostly because I don't care, but sometimes I go out of my way to inconvenience people. The only one I ever got a response from was someone named @MissPatriarch. Putting the fact that her name is an oxymoron aside, I found this person intriguing in how humorless she was. She thought every god damn thing on the site was a conspiracy or some kind of elite gathering. About a month ago, I contacted her and said this. You can't see her side of the conversation because she got banned. That is very funny, but I would still like to know what happened. How much did she deep throat her own foot to have to get banned? If you're reading this please contact me at:; be sure to include the full details.

I don't know. I'm not a very political dude; I don't think everything can be explained with political intent. Humans are more human than that. I think there is a bigger matrix to this than people only purely like one thing or another.

I Realized I Don't like Blogs (January 24th, 2017)

This might seem weird or strange to add to a site blog, but I realized the other day that I just don't like blogs. I made this blog to make updates on my website more frequent, but this ended up being a mistake, for I am under the impression that adding this section to the site has actually kept me away from updates. There's just nothing too interesting for a complete chunk of text on a shelved area of a website that isn't even a blog as a focus.

Actually never mind blogs are mint.

Expert Food Review (December 17th, 2016)

Hello, this is a very important update on the unsocial network. I am going to tell you about my breakfast that I had more than fourteen hours ago. It looked like this.

I'm not vapid, so I don't take pictures of my food. I just stole a picture from the internet that tells you all about the plate that I used. I chose an empty one because I ate all of it. Check back next week where I tell you all about my lunch.

Twitter (December 4th, 2016)

Though you probably found this site through twitter, I think it's best to archive that today launched the unsocial network's twitter account, for better or for worse. You can find it at Idealistically speaking, my @ would have been "theunsocialnetwork" but it was too long.

Test Post (November 30th, 2016)

As it stands, today marks the third month of this website's existence. Forging this webzone onto the face of the internet for the rest of time was one of the best decisions I have ever made. While I knew it would be time consuming, what I didn't realize was that constructing everything from scratch would actually be fun. People who do blogs for free on other hosting sites don't know what they are missing out on.

I suppose I should say something else here, even though as stated in the title, this is a test post, which in itself is only a step up from first post. I really don't have anything going on at the moment, so I will just end with something terrible. I will warn you, the following image will shock you, and I am not a great enough JavaScript wizard to sheild you from the horrors that await. Be bold, ye who looks below.

This type of behavior should not be legal in public. Cover yourself, your font choice is showing.

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